1
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[upbeat music playing]

2
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[rapping] <i>♪ I'm a Glitch Tech</i>
<i>So you show respect ♪</i>

3
00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,998
<i>♪ When a glitch comes at me</i>
<i>It better come correct ♪</i>

4
00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,042
[vocalizing]

5
00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,962
Mama, drop a triple mushroom
on this beast!

6
00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,672
I gotta get to work!

7
00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:51,218
Chill out, Miko.
Your lame little job isn't going anywhere.

8
00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:54,930
Lame? My job is awesome in ways
incomprehensible to your muggle mind.

9
00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,849
Name one awesome thing about it.

10
00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:58,767
Uh...

11
00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,702
-Mmm, yeah, that's what I thought.
-Miko?

12
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Well, you can think
that's what you thought...

13
00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,540
-[Miko's Mom] Miko!
-...but if you really knew,

14
00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,166
I'd have to delete your brain!

15
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[gasps] I may have already said too much.

16
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-Miko! We're here.
-Huh?

17
00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,756
[Miko] Oh, why didn't you tell me?

18
00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,925
Miko, listen to me.

19
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If you really want to keep this job,
or any job,

20
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you must try to focus for once, okay?

21
00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,725
Hey, I can focus.

22
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I made you some brain food for lunch.
Mung beans and seaweed.

23
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[door closes]

24
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Thinks I can't focus?
I'm so focused, glasses need me.

25
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-Miko!
-Huh?

26
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Just focus.

27
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[scanner beeps]

28
00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:01,747
There you go, kid.
One used copy of <i>Flunky Quest.</i>

29
00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:04,124
[beeps]

30
00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:07,919
-Yes! Time to catch some flunkies!
-[video game beeping]

31
00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:10,505
[announcer]<i> You have selected Ginko!</i>
<i>Let's go!</i>

32
00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:12,841
[video game beeping]

33
00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,760
Let's see how focused you think I am

34
00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,554
when I'm saving you
from giant glitch monsters!

35
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[both grunt]

36
00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:19,973
[groans] I'm sorry!

37
00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,642
No, me! I'm the sorry one.

38
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[gasps] What have I done?

39
00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:29,274
Come on, dude, don't be broken. Restart!
Restart! Restart! Don't give up on me!

40
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-[video game beeping]
-Is it okay?

41
00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:38,283
-Yeah, think I'm good.
-[sighs] Game on, sister.

42
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[breathes heavily] Okay. Focus.

43
00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,879
[video game beeping]

44
00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:53,131
[announcer] <i>Flunky detected.</i>

45
00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:55,550
-<i>Catch it.</i>
-[girl] <i>Yeah, got ya now.</i>

46
00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:56,802
[video game beeping]

47
00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:58,678
Uh...

48
00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,811
[glitch hisses]

49
00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,521
[exclaims]

50
00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,982
What the...

51
00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,073
[growling softly]

52
00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,200
[girl] It's... it's a Ginko!

53
00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,535
[laughs]

54
00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,745
-[snarls]
-Aah!

55
00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,374
[yelps and screams]

56
00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:33,964
[sniffing]

57
00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,382
[cat meows]

58
00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,427
[announcer] <i>Flunky detected.</i>

59
00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,345
[cat screeches]

60
00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:42,347
[cat meows]

61
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-[cat meowing]
-[Ginko snorting]

62
00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,229
[sniffing]

63
00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:55,110
[exclaims]

64
00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,947
-[cat meows]
-[growls]

65
00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,287
[shrieks]

66
00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,455
[theme song playing]

67
00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:10,834
[man] <i>Who knows what really happens</i>
<i>when a video game starts to glitch.</i>

68
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<i>♪ Here come the Glitch Techs</i>
<i>They know what to do ♪ </i>

69
00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,838
<i>♪ They got the tech</i>
<i>They got the moves ♪ </i>

70
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<i>♪ Glitch Techs</i>
<i>They're the wrecking crew ♪ </i>

71
00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,425
<i>♪ They'll solve the problem ♪ </i>

72
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<i>♪ Glitch Techs</i>
<i>When a glitch is loose ♪</i>

73
00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,636
<i>♪ They'll wipe them out</i>
<i>Old school or new ♪</i>

74
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<i>♪ Glitch Techs</i>
<i>Always coming through ♪</i>

75
00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,682
<i>♪ To solve the problem ♪</i>

76
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<i>♪ Glitch Techs</i>
<i>Whoa! ♪</i>

77
00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,981
<i>♪ Glitch Techs! ♪</i>

78
00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:33,899
<i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>

79
00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,409
Okay, Miko. You got this.

80
00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,038
What's up, Miko? Happy first day of--

81
00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:52,793
Five! Hey, buddy.
My partner, my loyal party companion!

82
00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,795
Can't breathe...

83
00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:55,879
[gasping]

84
00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,214
[coughs]

85
00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,632
[chuckles] Sorry.

86
00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,301
Mom packs a healthy but potent lunch.

87
00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,387
-Well, that's nice that your mom--
-First patrol!

88
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:08,558
You ready to crush this day
with a triple-S-flawless victory?

89
00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,726
Fo sho!

90
00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,728
[gasps] You believe in me.

91
00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,146
[Phil] All right, break up
the team huddle, you two.

92
00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,981
We've got some tech that needs support.

93
00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:19,110
Today is your first official patrol
as level-one Techs,

94
00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,238
so what does that mean, you ask?

95
00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,115
Great question.

96
00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:27,035
You partner up,
locate glitches in your assigned area,

97
00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,037
debug 'em, reset any damage

98
00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,957
and mind-wipe
whatever stooges witness the disturbance.

99
00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,336
Now, every glitch you bag
grants you experience points.

100
00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,714
The more XP you earn,
the more Tech levels you gain,

101
00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,884
unlocking achievements, loot, upgrades...

102
00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,386
Like an RPG!

103
00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,387
Like an RPG.

104
00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,304
[monitor beeps]

105
00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,144
We can get real rocket boots?

106
00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:54,896
Dude, blazing gemsword!

107
00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,731
Both requiring Tech level two,

108
00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,693
which is currently 10,000 XP
out of your reach.

109
00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,069
[speaks Spanish]

110
00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,112
[in English] Just show me how to grind!

111
00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:07,033
[BITT] Please allow me to assign you
with your tier-one Glitch Tech gauntlets!

112
00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,619
[dramatic music playing]

113
00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,167
[laughing] Ho-ho, ding!

114
00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,544
Hype-hype!

115
00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,212
Hello, my beautiful.

116
00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:23,300
Today is the first day
of the rest of our lives!

117
00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,511
An invasion of evil alien spaceships?

118
00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,972
Not on my watch.

119
00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,641
[grunting]

120
00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:44,446
Miko, that took so much focus.

121
00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:47,407
I never realized how awesome you were.

122
00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,825
I'm so ashamed.

123
00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,453
You should be, Mom. You should be.

124
00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:57,250
Hey, just remember, those gauntlets
are your tools, not your toys.

125
00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,753
You lose 'em, we lose you. Ya got it?

126
00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,339
Sir, yes, sir. Phil, Mr. Boss, sir!

127
00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,383
-BITT, just get 'em a vehicle, will ya?
-There's a vehicle?

128
00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,093
[automated voice] <i>Autopilot engaged.</i>

129
00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,887
[both cheering]

130
00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,639
[automated voice] <i>Activating portal gate.</i>

131
00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,395
[both cheering]

132
00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,313
[car horn honks]

133
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,024
[Five laughs] Nice!

134
00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,819
[automated voice] <i>The following signatures</i>
<i>have been added to your patrol map.</i>

135
00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,738
<i>Please select a target.</i>

136
00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:30,241
Ooh, very open-world sandbox.

137
00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,451
This lad looks promising--

138
00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,955
[automated voice] <i>Warning, the selected</i>
<i>glitch exceeds your skill level.</i>

139
00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,206
We can take that one on

140
00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,042
once we've finished
leveling up our butt-kicking skills.

141
00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,543
Let's go wreck some fools!

142
00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,546
[automated voice] Engaging target.

143
00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,881
[Miko and Five cheering]

144
00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:56,267
[Goblin laughing]

145
00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,771
Destroy the interloper!

146
00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,609
-[both] Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!

147
00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,737
We are crushing it. Literally!

148
00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,030
Did we level?

149
00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:10,782
[beeps]

150
00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,575
[Miko] Not yet.

151
00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,953
What's a Tech gotta do
to get a little XP bump around--

152
00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:17,247
-[bird caws and screeches]
-[Miko yelps]

153
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,209
[caws]

154
00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,670
Oh, hello. What do we have here?

155
00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,675
Weird, no stats on this one.
We should probably call it in.

156
00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,051
[bird caws]

157
00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:33,471
-How much XP is it worth?
-Enough for us to level up and more!

158
00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,350
Let's bag us a bird.

159
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,602
[exclaims]

160
00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,897
[cawing]

161
00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,360
Uh, did it just teleport?

162
00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,029
[bird taunting]

163
00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,780
Don't waggle your tuchus at me!

164
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,408
Uh, stay focused. Don't let it--

165
00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,118
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!

166
00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,119
You're mine, turkey!

167
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:57,829
[exclaims]

168
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,791
Shields up! [grunts]

169
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:04,711
[Miko grunts]

170
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,801
[groans] Huh?

171
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:12,969
Oh, no.

172
00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,479
-[caws]
-Good birdie.

173
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,147
[caws]

174
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:28,401
Okay, you have proven
a clever and worthy foe

175
00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:31,196
with talents beyond my paltry skill level.

176
00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:34,991
So if you'll just give me back
my brand-new gauntlet,

177
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,410
my partner and I will get you!

178
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,080
[caws]

179
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,457
No!

180
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,211
[straining]

181
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,295
[grunts]

182
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,090
Ma... Mama?

183
00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,175
Don't look so disappointed, honey.

184
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,428
Winning galactic wars
takes focus, discipline

185
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,931
and not losing your gauntlet.

186
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,600
To the mung bean fields with her! Caw!

187
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,018
[cawing]

188
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,480
No!

189
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,732
No!

190
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,276
Miko! C'mon, snap out of it.

191
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,655
Aah! No, Mama, I can change!

192
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,533
-Oh.
-That glitch just took your gauntlet!

193
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,743
I know. I know. And it's fine, though!

194
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,412
You know why it's fine?
Because this gives me focus.

195
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,374
Yeah, calm, cool focus.

196
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,335
The kind that gets gauntlets back
from deranged chicken glitches,

197
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,753
keeps people from
losing their awesome jobs

198
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,256
and keeps their mothers from
banishing them to the mung bean fields.

199
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,259
No reason to freak out,
so stop freaking out, Five!

200
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,846
Uh, I kinda feel
like you're the one who's--

201
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,141
Okay, yeah, I'm cool. I'm cool.

202
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,809
Look! An obvious trail!

203
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,104
The taunty little toucan
wants us to chase it!

204
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,690
Look, I wanna level up
as much as you do, Miko,

205
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,400
but this is our first day!

206
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:54,487
That bird teleports, breathes fire,
and who knows what else?

207
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,822
Five, it's a glitch.

208
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,615
Game code, acting out a pattern.

209
00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,243
All we need is a little gamer logic
and a plan, right?

210
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,203
And you love plans.

211
00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,289
I do love plans.

212
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,167
But if the plan tanks
and that thing goes all aggro on us again,

213
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,335
we retreat and call for backup, deal?

214
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,337
-Deal, baby seal!
-"Baby seal"?

215
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,424
Figure of speech I made up!
I'll workshop it! Let's go!

216
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,971
[children screaming]

217
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,014
[caws]

218
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,683
Okay, we still don't have
the stats for the bird,

219
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,311
but I cross-referenced
other known glitches that can teleport.

220
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,645
Crossing the references. Brilliant.

221
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,148
It says here if a porter
is physically restrained

222
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,025
by a creature who can't teleport,

223
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,693
it prevents them from using the ability.

224
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,070
So grab it,
and it can't poof out on us again.

225
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,197
Uh, yeah. Grab it, basically.

226
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,199
Genius.

227
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,409
[exclaims]

228
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,880
[warbles]

229
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:58,801
All right, chickadork, here we go!

230
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,762
[cawing]

231
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,305
[grunts]

232
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,349
[both exclaiming]

233
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,310
All outta poof juice?

234
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,687
It's called research, glitch!

235
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,189
[Five] Don't worry. I got this!

236
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,858
Almost got it. [grunts]

237
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,361
Give up the gauntlet, Tweety!

238
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,870
Aah!

239
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:27,997
[gasps]

240
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,209
Oh, nerds.

241
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,594
It's using the gauntlet beams?

242
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:45,306
That means this thing gets
all the powers from whatever it eats!

243
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,391
Miko!

244
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,434
It takes the power from whatever it eats!

245
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,727
Neat fun fact.

246
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:53,064
Ugh! What's your take on
whether it has a gag reflex?

247
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:56,401
Uh, I guess it'd require
something super disgusting...

248
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,694
[both] The lunch!

249
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,947
[grunts] Not cool!

250
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,033
All right, bird brain,
time to eat your vegetables!

251
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,333
Open wide!

252
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,299
[groans] Did it work?

253
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,385
[cawing]

254
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,058
[birds chirping]

255
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:31,519
Uh--

256
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,192
Yup, that's one heck of a radiant yes.

257
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:41,612
[gagging]

258
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,159
[Miko gasps] The precious!

259
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,953
-[snorting]
-[Miko laughing]

260
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,165
Huh! And guest.

261
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,124
[caws]

262
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,918
Wow. I think it's saying
thank you! [laughs]

263
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,838
Ew, dude! You just vommed!

264
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,174
[Ginko grunts]

265
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,509
[Miko] Birdie wasn't
a fire-breather at all.

266
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:07,055
It just had glitchy heartburn
from this little dude it ate.

267
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,140
Getting a clear reading now.

268
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,769
That bird is a friendly NPC
from a game called<i> Bravestone XII.</i>

269
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,228
You weren't an enemy.

270
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:17,732
You were just a big, feathery ally
with a tummy ache!

271
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,442
[snorting]

272
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,569
It reads as level one now.

273
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,696
Apparently, it only read as higher before

274
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,617
because it had gobbled up
something apparently much worse.

275
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,787
Watch out, Ally!

276
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,915
-[Five] Who's Ally?
-[Miko straining]

277
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,501
I just named the bird!

278
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,418
Holy smokes!

279
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,212
[both screaming]

280
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,553
[announcer]<i> Flunky detected!</i>

281
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:48,846
[video game chiming]

282
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,599
[roaring]

283
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:59,857
Okay, I think it's safe to say things
have escalated above our difficulty level.

284
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:00,900
I know.

285
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,653
And if I'd kept it together
and let you call for backup,

286
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,613
we wouldn't be in this mess now.

287
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:09,867
My mom is right. I can't focus.

288
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:13,788
I'm a total fail fish who couldn't even
make it through her first day at work

289
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,207
without an epic disaster!

290
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,584
Hey, Miko, that's not true--

291
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,586
-[man screams]
-[Five] Heh.

292
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,921
[Ally warbles]

293
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,298
[gauntlet chimes]<i> Incoming call from...</i>

294
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,717
[Phil] <i>Your boss.</i>

295
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,011
-It's Phil. I have to tell him.
-[chiming continues]

296
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,012
[Miko] I know.

297
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:34,475
I'll take full responsibility for this.
No point in both of us losing our jobs.

298
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,228
[Phil] <i>Just a quick heads-up.</i>

299
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:40,189
<i>We're showing a major glitch pattern</i>
<i>in your area right now.</i>

300
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,107
<i>Where's your partner?</i>

301
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,067
<i>We're not getting</i>
<i>a signal on her gauntlet.</i>

302
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:49,282
Uh, that's weird, 'cause she's fine.
We're both fine.

303
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,993
We are crushing it out here!

304
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,455
And totally not in danger of anything
crushing us. [chuckles nervously]

305
00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,418
<i>Yeah. Just, uh, get her back online</i>
<i>and come to HQ to turn in your XP.</i>

306
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,003
Okay. Bye! [sighs]

307
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,212
Why didn't you tell him?

308
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,424
Look, you didn't drag me into this.
We got into it together.

309
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:10,636
So let's just get out of it.
New deal, baby seal?

310
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,140
Need to breathe. Always to breathe.

311
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,184
Sorry, partner. So, what's the plan?

312
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,479
[people screaming]

313
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,984
You said it before.

314
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,404
They're just glitches, right?
Game codes, acting out patterns.

315
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,572
Right!

316
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,823
With his pattern,

317
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:35,036
he exposes some kind of power gem
on his back with every third step.

318
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,246
So if we break it, we break him.

319
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,789
Gamer logic!

320
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,374
Okay, look, he's a higher level,

321
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:44,003
so the trick would be doing max DPS
with a close and powerful shot.

322
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,839
I know I haven't made
the best choices today,

323
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:49,217
but if Ally helps me get close,
I think I could--

324
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,052
I think you could, too.

325
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,930
You'd trust me with your gauntlet?
Even after--

326
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,681
You're not a fail fish, Miko.

327
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,976
You can focus when it counts.
So make it count.

328
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,024
[people screaming]

329
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,988
[roaring]

330
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,787
Hey! Down here!

331
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,623
I picked up this little maneuver
from a taunty glitch bird!

332
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,459
[taunting and cawing]

333
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,545
[continues cawing]

334
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,090
[growls]

335
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,133
[roars]

336
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,262
One step. Two steps.

337
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,305
Aah!

338
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,643
Wreck that fool!

339
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,311
[Ally cawing]

340
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,816
[Miko] Not good!

341
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,321
Hi-yah!

342
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,826
[panting] Get us right up
on that gem, Ally!

343
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,952
[Ally caws]

344
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:58,995
[Miko grunts]

345
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,580
[Ally caws]

346
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,292
[Miko exclaiming]

347
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,712
Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's it!
Come at me, bro!

348
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,422
[Miko exclaiming]

349
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,216
Oh, nerds! You're really scary!

350
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,219
One step.

351
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,470
[Miko grunting]

352
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,431
Two steps.

353
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,142
-[grunts]
-Hold on, Miko!

354
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,852
[growling]

355
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,563
[Miko grunting]

356
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,065
[screams]

357
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,483
Miko!

358
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,741
I love this face!

359
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,786
Now let's dive-bomb that flunky!

360
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,392
That was amazing!

361
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,479
You're the greatest bird
that's ever lived!

362
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,898
Actually, I don't know
if you're technically alive,

363
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,858
and thinking about that
makes me feel kind of weird,

364
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,485
but, anyway, you're amazing!

365
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,820
[panting]

366
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,988
[sighs]

367
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,075
No time to lose focus, partner!

368
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,536
We still have an entire city block
of stooges to mind-wipe!

369
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,704
[Five mutters]

370
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,084
[Phil] Uh...

371
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,628
Mr. Boss, sir,

372
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:35,549
I have failed my station to epic degree,
and I humbly await the consequences.

373
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,051
What are you doing?

374
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,887
-You said if we--
-I said don't lose it.

375
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,014
I didn't say
you couldn't bang it up a little.

376
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,140
Happens all the time.

377
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,398
So, I'm still a Glitch Tech?

378
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,982
Uh... yeah.

379
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,984
-[Five] Yeah!
-[Miko] Yes!

380
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:57,446
-Okay, then, let's just count up the XP.
-[Five exclaims]

381
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,989
[BITT] Welcome back, Techs!

382
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:01,534
Please insert your gauntlets
into the main repository

383
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,162
to offload all glitches and claim your XP!

384
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:13,379
You have exceeded your XP goal
and achieved Tech level two!

385
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,634
[scoffs] Noobs.

386
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:22,138
[BITT] You may now preview
potential power upgrades.

387
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,306
[both gasp]

388
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,811
Ha ha! Sparkly hack and slash!

389
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,980
Rocket boots... [grunts]

390
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,524
Surprisingly difficult!

391
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:35,526
[crashes]

392
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:39,697
Yeah, you could purchase those items
with your individual XP points,

393
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,199
or pool 'em together
to purchase unique loot,

394
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,453
like... Oh, I don't know...
a companion pet.

395
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,038
A companion pet?

396
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,959
Yeah. You know, like the unauthorized one
you tried to hide in your Tech van?

397
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:52,877
[caws]

398
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,964
Yeah. Didn't have the heart to zap her
after all we'd been through.

399
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,468
[caws]

400
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,678
So, we can keep her?

401
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,681
Well, if you want
to pool your points together...

402
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,807
Let's do it!

403
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,477
I'm not sure boots were meant
to have rockets on them, anyways.

404
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,479
-Aw, thanks.
-[Five chuckles]

405
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,608
[automated voice] <i>Now combining XP.</i>

406
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,740
<i>Companion pet acquired.</i>

407
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,200
[Miko laughing] Yeah!

408
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:28,704
Well, you both did great today.
Good first patrol.

409
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,166
Right up until this hug.

410
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,003
-[Miko's Mom] Miko?
-Mama?

411
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,215
-I brought you a snack.
-Thank you.

412
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,927
I know you came home late today.
I'm proud you're working so hard.

413
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,386
[gauntlet beeping]

414
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,971
-What was that?
-Uh...

415
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,307
You've got a video game
under there, don't you?

416
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,060
[laughs] No fooling you.

417
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:55,272
Well, enjoy it.
You work hard, you play hard.

418
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,149
Just not too late, now.

419
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,365
-[Ally cooing]
-Save some for me, ya turkey!

420
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,950
[laughing]

421
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,493
Aw, you...

422
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,787
[laughing]

423
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,165
[theme music playing]


